beedok:

spiderywigglerodstuff:

bearie:

this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

What the fuck, thats dudes

Originally posted by anifan1

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averageavatarofthelonely:

No one talk to me I’ll be watching this for the next week straight

(Credits to saysugr on TikTok!)

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spongelll:

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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quendergeer:

sarahmackattack:

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he’d develop rudimentary tool use

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the-big-mood:

Whatever she’s getting paid triple it (insta)

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hypotenussy:

ckret2:

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“what that’s just a picture of a fla-” *see the guy sitting on it* “OH FUCK OFF.”

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battlecrazed-axe-mage:

orphanedsource:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

I’ve acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

I’m hypnotized 

Two years on, their wood grain has darkened because they live on my laptop keyboard and I’m constantly patting them <3 To be loved is to be changed

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thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

6th grade truly is the best grade of all to teach because they’re young enough to be unabashedly enthusiastic about things but also old enough to get really fucking weird about it. i had a 6th grader request his latin name be “atreus” (not a name on the list i gave them) and when i explained to the class that atreus’s family had been cursed for generations and that atreus killed his nephews and fed them to his brother, they all started shouting that they wanted to have a name like that one

today i mentioned murder in ancient rome and they stood up and started cheering

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mutipede:

rat-detector-24:

rat-king-they-them:

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

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poupon:

marinella-ela:

Oh ok so this guy is giving pretty strong evidence that feeling like a plastic bag rules and Katy Perry got all worked up over nothing

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boggmann:

oshadefiant:

Saw a comment saying character X can’t be a pervert because he’s ace. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO. BR

THIS

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so-much-for-subtlety:

so-much-for-subtlety:

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sindri42:

thereadingaddic7:

madame-helen:

secundus-cinaedus:

cure of ra

Now its blessing of Ra

“Sunburn will give you skin cancer”

Ra, God of the Sun

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.

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sunderwight:

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she’s bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it’s not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn’t gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army’s not going to understand.

Shang is… tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

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